Things you don't want to hear during surgery

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Matador (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 18-Apr-2010 19:53:39

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."
3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie."
7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
9. "Damn, there go the lights again...."
10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two."
11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 18-Apr-2010 20:37:53

lol good one! Passing it on.

Post 3 by Matador (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 18-Apr-2010 20:49:47

As all good jokes should be!

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 19-Apr-2010 5:53:41

lol i like that. hahahaha!

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 21-Apr-2010 20:34:37

I do too; hahaha.

Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Monday, 26-Apr-2010 16:45:49

Lol! Very amusing.

Post 7 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Thursday, 29-Apr-2010 20:12:54

nice...

Post 8 by FaithinGod4ever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Saturday, 22-May-2010 16:55:39

That was hilarious! GOL!